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Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive

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    • Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life? Well don’t worry - the man with the golden larynx is back!

    Nick Helm is the greatest living entertainer of his or any generation and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy? Get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot.

    So chill out, wind your neck in and buy a ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to ask each other “Did he just change our lives?” 

    Relent to him. He. Is. Your. New. God. 

    You can run, you can hide, but no one gets out alive. 

    As seen on Uncle, Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and many more.

    ‘Genuinely exciting’ ★★★★★ Telegraph

    ★★★★ Independent

    ★★★★ Mail on Sunday

    Age Guidance 16+ (strong language)

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    Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive

    Sun 14 September

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