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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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  • If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

    • Sharply funny and deeply resonant, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Rose Byrne.

    With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien).

    Captioned screening is on Thu 12 Mar.

    To celebrate our love of film we are extending our Oscar offer of £5 (£6.25 inc. booking fee) screenings into the Spring! 

     

     

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